Heather Leslie  (184 views)

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just got back from Puerto Rico.. still on island time
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Age

26

Location

San Diego, CA

Birthday

June 28
 
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Age

26

Birthday

June 28

Location

San Diego, CA

 

About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe... You know that old chesnut.

Interests

Long walks to 7-Eleven, road trips, dogs, dive bars, reading, beach cruising, current affairs, movies, music, tennis, camping, eating, sleeping, writing, concerts, comedy shows, trying new things, meeting new people, traveling to exotic places (yet to check off the list).

Favorite Music

all flavors- but mostly new & classic rock
 

Favorite Movies

wayy too many.. my all time favs are Ferris Bueller, Dazed & Confused, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Swingers, Office Space, Forrest Gump, What About Bob?.. I could go on.. and on.. but I'll spare you
 

Favorite TV Shows

The Office, Dexter, Weeds, Big Love, Entourage, True Blood, Californication, Mad Men, Real Time With Bill Maher, The Daily Show, Greek, Rachel Maddow, Criminal Minds
 

Favorite Books

wish I had more time to pleasure read :( The last book I read was Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe
 

Favorite Quote

When climbing the ladder of success don't let boys look up your skirt.
 

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We've all seen Hollywood's genre of romantic comedies and chick flicks. They usually have the same plot line: Man and woman fall in love. Man screws up. Woman gets mad and leaves. Man then makes some grand gesture to win woman back. They live happily ever after (this proably stolen from Disney).

Yet whenever Hollywood makes a movie about marriage it usually revolves around a couple being unhappy or unsatisfied with married life. Examples: Why Did I Get Married?, I Think I Love My Wife, Unfaithful, Obsession, Love Stinks, She's Having A Baby, The Women, Eyes Wide Shut, American Beauty, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, The Heartbreak Kid, Enough, Fatal Attraction, Sleeping With The Enemy, First Wives Club, Under The Tuscan Sun, Mrs. Doubtfire, Bye Bye Love, Closer, Melinda & Melinda, The Squid And The Whale, The War Of The Roses, Kramer vs. Kramer, Stepmom, We Don't Live Here Anymore, Irreconcilable Differences, She Devil, Waiting To Exhale, Thelma & Louise, Hope Floats, The Way We Were, Diary Of A Mad Black Woman, House Arrest, Heartburn, Starter Wife, Starting Over, Falling Down, The Last Kiss, The Breakup, Le Divorce, and countless others..

Failing relationship and divorce movies far outnumber the happy and successful marriage movies. Maybe movies about happy couples are too boring for the big screen. Maybe they reflect Hollywood's attitudes and perceptions. Lets face it, there are not many successful marriages/relationships in Hollywood. What happens in Hollywood and what's in movies may not reflect what happens in real life but nonetheless people still look to Hollywood as a reflection of society and cultural values, whether they admit it or not. Hollywood and the so called Entertainment Industry provide far more than just pure entertainment, and the lines often get blurred. If this were not the case, then we would not treat celebrities as gods and Hollywood would not be one of the biggest money-making industries in the world. 

Still it is interesting to note Hollywood's contrasting views on romance and successful relationships. According to Hollywood, it would appear that fulfillment comes from the chase leading up to the climax in a quest for romance, yet once you become a couple you are doomed to failure, and the cycle repeats itself. The only portrayal of semi-successful relationships and marriages are poked fun at in sitcoms. Examples: Everybody Loves Raymond, Two And A Half Men, 'Til Death, Simpsons, Family Guy, Married With Children, Curb Your Enthusiasm, King of the Hill, Malcom in the Middle, Mad Men, King of Queens, How I Met Your Mother, Brady Bunch, Roseanne, Arrested Development, Bored To Death, According To Jim, Tyler Perry's House of Payne, That 70s Show, Unhappily Ever After, and Yes, Dear- just to name a few..

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Apr 21, 2008 5:47 PM
 
hello!!! how r u?
 
 
 
Jul 13, 2007 10:35 PM
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Sep 23, 2005 3:01 PM
 
lemme have the pleasure of bein the first person 2 diss Heather....lol. well well...fellow Alliant Soldier...fine Class of '05 WHAT UP!! twas jst yesterday that we used 2 suffer the wrath of Kingsbury in Accounting......and Heather never showed up 4 class!! how the f**K did she graduate??!!.....lol. Women are lucky!!! No....seriously Heather was the coolest Student Gvt. Chair ever.....I remember the days we used drink Bacardi wit Rossella and THE CREW and we used 2 show up late 4 Student Gvt Meetings on Sunday mornin.....aaah college!!! If it wasnt 4 dis good friend I wouldnt have been where I am now........CHEERS 2 LIFE HEATHER!!!

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